Ambivalent, anxious and appreciative.
And this blog contains random stuff that I find pretty,
or funny, or anything
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I smell trouble brewing
baptize the aliens 2k14
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
the grand budapest hotel + chapters
- Cashier: *dies at register*
- Customer: are you open
when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is