The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”
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Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
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Isn’t he precious!??! He’s a Soay lamb from Scotland!
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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